Trump Simulator
Survived the chaos? Wear the receipts.
Shop anti-Trump tees — from $22 →A satirical parody. Not affiliated with any real person or campaign. Plays best on desktop; tap “Take Office” to start.
What is Trump Simulator?
Trump Simulator is a free satirical browser game from Dump Trump Tees. You play through a chaotic week in office, roaming the White House, moving markets with posts, golfing on the taxpayer dime, dodging scandals, and trying to finish the week with more money than you started.
The game is a parody and a traffic-friendly companion to our political apparel, including anti-Trump shirts, funny anti-Trump tees, No Kings shirts, and anti-Trump sticker packs.
Controls and gameplay
- Move with Arrow Keys or WASD.
- Interact with Space or E.
- Press M to mute.
- On mobile, use the on-screen D-pad and A button.
- Use full screen for the most stable desktop view.
Sessions include missions, headline events, heat, rage, approval, net worth, golf scores, local high scores, global leaderboard support, and shareable score links.
Screenshots
Changelog
- June 2026: launched the live web version on Dump Trump Tees.
- Added shareable score links and global leaderboard support.
- Added mobile touch controls, desktop keyboard controls, missions, market events, and the golf mini-game.
FAQ
- Is Trump Simulator free?
- Yes. Trump Simulator is free to play in your browser.
- Does the leaderboard inside the game help SEO?
- Not much. The high score table is inside the iframe, so this page also includes native HTML text and links that search engines can crawl directly.
- Is this affiliated with a campaign or public official?
- No. Trump Simulator is satirical parody and is not affiliated with any real person, campaign, office, or organization.
- Where else can I browse Dump Trump Tees?
- Start with anti-Trump shirts, political stickers, the Trump Tax Calculator, or the Trump vs. Trump timeline.